Monday, June 9, 2008

I'd Love To Kill You Right Now But It'll Get On The Upholstery

Maybe somethings are best left untold. But this is probably a "moment" I have to share.

So, normal morning. Normal afternoon. Normal night, but next morning I woke up in an unfamiliar place. I was on a white couch facing an blue ottoman. I wasn't bound or anything like that. Just in someone's house.
So I walked over to the kitchen, and then I realized that it was Demi's apartment. God. Can you pleeease kill me now? I know, gag me and make me shut up, but...
Wait. Maybe some things are best left untold. 

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Bird Girls

Yeah, you heard me. Sapphire, Emerald, Opal, Pearl, Ruby, Aquamarine, Amethyst, Lucy (because Diamond sounds stupid. )  We thought they were just a couple of birds that Shona brought with her when we first met. Hmm, we were wrong. So one day we found a girl with blue and brown eyes just standing there, hanging out. So I said, "Who are you?" 

"I'm Lucy." 

Dead silence. 

"And who are you?

"Um... I'm Davina..."

And then another girl with red hair and dark eyes stormed in and slapped Lucy in the face. 

"It's that freak of a girl. I told you not to go inside!"

OK, this is where I got confused. 
"Who are you?

"Kate. Now if you're wondering who the other girls are," she pointed out the window, "you're out of luck." Then she stormed off, Lucy in tow. 
Of course, there was nowhere for her to go so she stopped, looked around, and stormed off to the what she thought was empty.

"Oh my God, who are you?" I heard Sandy ask. Then a couple of the girls screeched and one walked over to me and started speaking in Spanish so fast I don't even think someone who was fluent could understand. Then another sullen girl with blond curls walked up to her and said, "Perla. Rita. Lo qe le llaman. Desaceleratcion. Ella no puede entendele."  The girl slowed down a bit.  The other girl kept on repeating the message until she spoke very slowly in English, with a thick Latin accent. "Ru...by...ka...te...has...gone...to....cove...and...is...going..to..destroy...friend." Another girl walked up. "No, she's not. Sandy has her um... pendant." she told me and her. "So she's snatching it. But she has a temper. Watch out. Wait.. Oh God, this is not going to be good." 


A large amount of rocks and debris seemed to float out of the cove. On top of it was Kate, holding the little glass pendant given to Sandy. "Wait." I told them.
"No! Don't try to get it back." 

So, I did of course. And I regretted it. 

I was lying on the couch healing my leg. "She's mad with power, don't you think?" I told the girl  sitting on the couch. She had long, tangled blue hair and long, tanned legs. "Mmm-hmm." she told me. The girl with blond hair sat down on the couch. "That isn't the worst of her. Now that she has that stupid pendant, well, she can kill us if she wants." I smiled. I had an idea. "Not before Demi kills her." 

As if on cue, Ayumi stormed down from upstairs.